We got a new pet. It required no maintenance except a dusting every 5 or 6 years, no food which means no pick up on the other end, it’s dead quite and will always be happy to see you, however, it will never come running to meet you.
What really got my attention was the label and in particular “For Decoration Only“. Snaps, I was so looking forward to a little plastic rat a touille. Really, do they think people will actually eat it. Let’s put you know who in the White House and he’ll have a plan to deal with this….or will he!
Apparently, he likes grapes.